Thanks! All seemed to go well but the problem remains.. i also replaced the Mega with a new one but that didn't help anything.
Both temp2 and temp3 report MAXTEMP right away. I've replaced the HB electronics and the Mega. The UM electronics seem to work fine, except for this bed madness.
I've got a very early machine from batch 1.. I'm wondering if my electronics are the same rev as other peoples but aren't populated the same way. Is there any easy way to check this, short of asking Erik?
edit: going by http://reprap.org/mediawiki/images/6/6c/UltimakerPCB1.5.3-prototype.JPG , I get 5.6v on EXP1 and EXP2, as well as on the 5V pin near the bottom/left of the picture just under the LEDs and top/left of the picture above the hot bed terminal. The 3.3v pin on the bottom/left next to the 5V pin measures 3.8V. This is all just under USB power.
Obviously, something's screwy with the power. I don't know how to take this and farther, though. :
edit 2: also tried USB off my monitor instead of my PC, just in case this was some weird over-powered USB problem. No change - still 5.6V.