Once upon a time I was young. I forget when. And I dreamed of owning a computer on which I could design Things. And then I would build a machine the would make the Things I designed. I never told anyone that dream, because everyone knew I was pretty crazy as it is. I would make all kinds of bizarre predictions about the future of technology, and after a while realised that I was very boring. So I stopped talking about all that. He who laughs last, laughs the longest. Just like I do.