"Although some might seem cryptic at first, this is not intentionally so" <- Yes, yes they are. they are intentionally vague in order to 'catch' uses of the technology that the author did not think of originally. This is why, if you want a patent, hiring someone with experience is a good idea. This wil generally allow you to get away with patents that are just vague enough that you 'catch' more, without being to vauge so it could be invalidated by a judge.
Also; A normal consumer is alway allowed to use the information in a patent, as long as you don't sell it. A patent gives the ability to prevent someone from selling your invention, not someone from making it (and a patent does not give you the right to be able to sell it either; which can cause problems in some cases).
As a final note, always keep in mind that patents get public after 1,5 years in europe. This means that there are -tons- of patents that are basicly mines; You give an idea to the office, that date counts. Once you see that someone uses 'your' idea in that time, you pay the rest of the fees in order to sue. If noone uses it, simply don't pay and noone gets the patent.
Patens are a horrible piece of law that forces everyone to use these kind of tactics.